When someone says "So tell me about yourself"

theepichumor:

You’re like: What do I say?

“Oh my God, Who am I?”

http://goo.gl/eRtGF

(via inbrittslane)

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nedroidcomics:

I don’t know

(via zoezoloft)

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kindreadace:

an ancient love that transcends time.

So beautiful.

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(via zoezoloft)

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butchrag:

erossf:

This is the night before Trans March in San Francisco.  Come out for a fun reception and door prizes.

I’m there.

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1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.

1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.

1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.

2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.

come on now! there are definitely other songs to pick. but that line always gets me anyway lol

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24th
May
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